Tuesday, February 24, 2009

From The Society of Torch, Pole and Rope post regarding terrible monsters.


Eye of the Deep:
“Hey Dave! What if a beholder got drunk and fucked a lobster?” “Sure. They didn’t seem to mind the armadillo with a propeller.” Not even an ecology by Ed Greenwood could save this mess. Let’s face it: Most of the aquatic D&D monsters just plain suck. Morkoth, I’m looking at you…

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